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Count Rugen: [calmly] As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Really that's all this is except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life. I've just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you. So, let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity so be honest. How do you feel? [Wesley cries and moans in pain]
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[Craver quietly exits.]
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Princess Bride!!!! I love that movie.
That is one of my favorites, too! One summer, I think my sister and I watched that every day!
My dad teases my daughter than when he is performing her wedding (someday) he is going to say, "Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togever...." and "Do you have the wing?" ha! Knowing dad, he'll do it.
That, Along with "the nightmare before Christmas"are my 2 favorite movies that I watch every year, no matter what.
Great quote!
"AS YOU WISH", Weasley bellows as he is rolling down the long hill.....
Gotta love it.
"Is this a kissing book? ..When does it get good. ... I don't believe this. ........Murdered by pirates is good."
Thanks Craver for watching this incredible classic. I thanks for your very good thoughts in our e-mail exchange. Lord bless us and help us.
where did Craver quietly exit to?
Btwn, when is the new baby coming?
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Forest Gump and St. Peter
When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forest. We've heard a lot about you." He continued, "Unfortunately, it's getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before we let them in."
"Okay," said Forest. "I hope it's not too hard. I've already been through a test. My momma used to say, 'Life is like a final exam. It's hard.' "
"Yes, Forest, I know. But this test is only three questions. Here they are."
1) Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?"
2) How many seconds are in a year?
3) What is God's first name?
"Well, sir," said Forest, "The first one is easy. Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Today and Tomorrow."
St. Peter looked surprised and said, "Well, that wasn't the answer I was looking for, but you have a point. I give you credit for that answer."
"The next question," said Forest, "How many seconds are in a year? Twelve."
"Twelve?" said St. Peter, surprised and confused.
"Yes, sir. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd …"
St. Peter interrupted him. "I see what you mean. I'll have to give you credit for that one, too."
"And the last question," said Forest, "What is God's first name? It's Andy."
"Andy?" said St. Peter, in shock. "How did you come up with 'Andy'?"
"I learned it in church. We used to sing about it." Forest broke into song, "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own."
St. Peter opened the gate to heaven and said, "Run, Forest, Run!"
hey where are you? you ok!
This is also Prince Charmings's favorite movie. We watch it regularly. (I like it, too.)
Love the deer pictures. Very nice. And I've never seen a black squirrel in person. I've seen a few pictures and quite a few on blogs, but never in person.
About the faith post. First, I totally agree about the faith. I will also add that I believe that hell is merciful. Anyone that winds up there would not be happy or content in heaven. (I also don't believe it is a place of torture and torment, just eternal death that is initiated by fire.) Your question was the right one.
And the "dark so soon" picture is beautiful. The light and colors are wonderful. Another painting-like photo.
you're watching princess bride?
inconthievable!
thats' a favorite at house of lime too. :)
Yeah! Big smiles here. We love that movie! We are those goofy types of people that are always quoting movies and that one is usually at the top of the list.
Where did you go??? Hope all is well.
inconceivable!
Love this flick, too, bro. So many great lines to quote!
Rocketman (not Rocketeer) is also a fav.
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