Wednesday, October 22, 2008

mensa musings

Just for kicks, I clicked to find out how smart my blog is. (Gulp!) Either somebody lowered the standard, or Google really has made me smarter!


blog readability test


Golly, now that I'm genius and all, I will have to be diligent about maintaining new intellectual standards. How's this:


O proud left foot, that ventures quick within

Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.

Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:

Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.

Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke.

A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.

To spin! A wilde release from heaven’s yoke.

Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.

The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt.

Verily, I say, ’tis what it’s all about.


Shakespearean Style Hokey Pokey absconded from


lime said...

well i reckon i'll stick with yer basic hokey pokey lyrics cuz my blog only came out at elementary readin level.

congrats on bein so smart and all.

Anonymous said...

dear mr. smarty pants,

i like this version of the hokey pokey.

Anonymous said...

You must have hurt yourself brain or body now cool down and rest i did after reading it. Love to you and your family.

Shoebee said...

Now, that's pretty good.
You can check out mine if you like...

mommanator said...

Goodness so confusin on this site LOL

L.L. Barkat said...

Most amusing. :)

Jennwith2ns said...

That was AWESOME. But someone clearly has too much time on his hands to go find something like that on the internet.

Not to mention the other person who wrote it . . .