Q: What do you get when you cross an Atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?
A: Someone who rings doorbells for no apparent reason.
.Sometimes I drive home a different way, because I prefer driving through the pretty side streets, rather than the main roads. I found this way because I was picking up Legos from a coworker's house. The architecture and landscaping was nice. It gave a friendly look to the community. Then, I saw one house with the most unusual thing in the yard. First, they had a huge yard. It was actually a separate lot, I think.
.Anyway, this one had a rail that spanned the width of the yard, and it was lined with thirty or more bird houses. I pulled over and rang the doorbell, hoping someone was home, even though it was still early, and lots of folks would be out at work. The lady gave me permission to walk onto her property and snap some photographs. I wonder what was going on in her head, when I did that. I also wonder if she waited on the other side of the screen door with a double-barrelled shotgun. I know I ain't the prettiest face to find at the door, but I hope I didn't scare her too badly.