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But if you can't help me with that, I'll be fine. This weekend's marriage conference reminded me that I received a gift from God 22 years ago. (That gift is the fine lady we refer to as "Mrs. Craver.") My wife and I had a great time these past three days, and when we got back to the kids Sunday afternoon, we all took a walk to the park..
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Two guys were walking their dogs-one had a German Shepherd and the other had a Chihuahua. The man with the Shepherd suggested going into a bar for a drink. The other man said, "They're not going to let dogs into the bar.".
The first guy said, "No? Watch this.".
So he put on some dark glasses, acted like the German Shepherd was a seeing-eye dog, walked into the bar, and ordered a drink. And no one said anything. So the second guy took out some dark glasses, slipped them on, and walked his Chihuahua into the bar..
The bartender said, "Sorry, we don't allow dogs in here.".
And the man said, "It's okay. It's my seeing-eye dog.".
The bartender laughed and said, "This Chihuahua is your seeing-eye dog?".
And the guy said, "They gave me a Chihuahua?"
